People are funny.

They’ve said a TON of memorable things while shopping at our store in Cologne. And the thing is, it’s all way too good to keep to ourselves…

“This is me if I were a leather jacket: dark, bold, and threatening your financial situation.”

“Obviously this outfit needs to look good, but it also needs to hold up to my demanding lifestyle of making bad decisions.”

“The only things I love more than these shoes are Ben & Jerry’s and my dog, Wolfgang.”

“I’m not really a fan of wearing suede boots; they always get ruined by all the vodka Redbulls and tears that get spilled on them.”

“Fuck it, I’m just gonna go ahead and buy it. Otherwise the memory of this leather jacket will haunt me until the day I die.”

“Hey I’m looking for a new outfit.”

“OK cool, what do you have in mind?”

“Well I’m feeling pretty melancholy these days, so preferably something that will discourage any and all forms of human contact.”

“So do you pronounce it t-i-ga or t-i-gga? Whatever it doesn’t matter…I’ll pay by card.”